“The hipster tries to distance himself from societal norms by rejecting all labels; but even this action is fruitless since the rejection of labels is a form of labeling unto itself. Once the hipster realizes this, his only consolation is in knowing that his once-ironic appreciation for vinyl and Pabst Blue Ribbon has blossomed into an authentic feeling of enjoyment that exists outside of the meta-realm of cultural accoutrement.”
You can quote me on that.